As a war between Ryder's pack and Black Mountain breaks out, Brook must decide just how far she will go to save the ones she cares about. Vernon and Petunia Dursley along with their son Dudley are the only known occupants or the house, however in a cupboard hidden under the stairs lies a fragile broken little boy. . #4 Privet drive is a peaceful home. This work could have adult content. This story takes place in fourth year. She was fine being a loner, an outcast, a nobody. Harry Potter | Draco Malfoy | Action Fanfiction Romance Hazel Potter. Cookie Notice Snape is sharp and biting and sneering, but he is always that way with Harry. And who is the mysterious blonde beauty Snape has been seen with? What did I do? warning! At one point a female wizard named Romilda Vane (who according to Hermione "looked like she meant business") gives Harry a box of chocolates spiked with love potion. I take story edit requests, so message me to let me know. Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue . I sit up only to fall back because of a sharp pain reminding me of what happened last night. Harry stared at them, they really did exist, and he watched as the house suddenly appeared. He makes the decision to contact Tom, fed up with how he is being treated. The groundskeeper at Hogwarts is Rubeus Hagrid, an abnormally huge but kind man who is universally beloved by the good guys. At least that was what he thought when he spotted Lockhart, under a shield charm walking towards him. This is the first book of the Hadrian Potter series. . And then you have the scene in The Deathly Hallows when Harry's best friend Ron, Hermione, Ron's brothers, Fleur Delacour and others all found out the hard way what it's like to have Harry Potter's junk in their trousers when they took the potion during a ploy to create a bunch of Potter decoys to foil an assassination attempt. Summary: Albus Dumbledore has a big secret. But will Gilderoy love him back? *Highest Ranking* Suicidal thoughts Harry didn't want to react this way. On her seventeenth birthday, her wolf wakes up and insists the Moon Goddess is her mother. Harry Potter, the hero who killed the dark lord; Voldemort, the wizard with the perfect life. Fourth year. When you have repeated murders, werewolf sightings and evidence of students getting tortured being wholly ignored by the grown-ups in the wizarding community, it only makes sense that something as profound as a date-rape crisis plaguing students at Hogwarts would be placed in the same "do not care" file. Genitalia included. The short-lived headmistress of Hogwarts gets off on torturing children, has an unflinching holier-than-thou attitude and, unless David Yates has something stashed for an extended edition of the films, *SPOILER* she gets away with it. 'Yeah, she shows signs of life if you do this,' said Ron, and with his tongue he made soft clip-clopping noises. After all, showing Umbridge getting dragged away by centaurs would be like having Draco Malfoy getting his comeuppance by having him get hauled into the back of a windowless van by a creepy guy with a wispy mustache. On The Halloween night two terrible mistakes were made. Now everything's a little different and it started the very second he re-entered the magical world. When he woke up one morning not hearing a thing A Drarry FanFiction At least one of those two knows that centaurs are rape machines. after losing his fated mate in a rouge attack only hours after he marked and mated her, his heart has grown hard and cold. 'Madam Pomfrey says she's just in shock,' whispered Hermione. Say hello to Aberforth Dumbledore, Albus' brother. Unfortunately for him, a certain professor has other plans. The Daily Prophet even said that Fudge was no longer Minister of Magic, but someone name Rufus Scrimgour had taken the position. Get the best of Cracked sent directly to your inbox! The love potions in the Weasleys' WonderWitch line alone include such adorable names as Beguiling Bubbles, Heartbreak Teardrops, Kissing Concoction, Twilight Moonbeams and, no joke, Cupid Crystals. Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. He noticed everything becoming quieter and quieter everyday but what he didn't realise was what it meant. Everything had changed since then, including her purpose and plans. It's a job that makes him feel good and put together like an adult, until a student comes to tell him something about her home life that takes Harry right back to his own troubled childhood. Trying to save her friend, Lily, the Marauders, and the rest of Gryffindor and Slytherin find out how much he was suffering because of their abuse and neglect. Harry felt something wrong with his bloodlines and he wanted to reveal the truth. The great Harry Potter received a letter from Gringotts saying that he just received his creature inheritance. Potter gets in a witty, James Bond-esque quip as she's being dragged away, and Hermione seems satisfied that mass horse rape is a fitting punishment. For that mental image, you can thank Ms. Rowling. Until an unlikely rescuer gives him the life he always wanted. While we will be the first to point out that even if she was considered "small" by giant standards, she nevertheless possessed a womb, um ample enough to accommodate a 16-foot-tall son. If any Harry was just a young child when it happened. *END SPOILER*. Rated M.] Okay, so this isn't the film actor for James Potter. They went inside and Harry felt his rage boil up as he saw Ron,his family, and Hermione. Harry comes out as gay. Harry has a secret, and he overhears Snape discussing something similar to Draco Malfoy, and realizes that the boy he hated, may understand better than anyone. Pokemon!AU. If they became friends? All Ongoing Completed. The Princess of the Royal Pack, the sister of Alpha King Jack. Harry was a little boy who needed to learn that he did not have to solve his problems on his own. In a desperate attempt to escape, he runs home to the Dursleys, and swears off magic. -Ongoing The Harry Potter series has sold billions of dollars worth of books, movie tickets and DVDs because it's one of those rare series that children can enjoy but won't make adults want to gouge out their eyes. What if these 'what ifs' were real? When they apologized for not writing to him, that they had been there the whole summer, Harry wanted to scream. If you accept cookies from our site and you choose "Proceed", you will not be asked again during this session (that is, until you close your browser). Harry Potter has always known he was different. Not knowing how to deal with this new information Harry turns to an unlikely person, Severus Snape. His house mates can't take anymore. (Hint: It's Hermione, the character whose main purpose in the plot is to know absolutely everything.). She even met new friends and even got herself enemies. Quickly i open the letter or should i say 2 letters as i see the one from gringotts fall the the ground. So, the big question is how this "tiny little" man was able to successfully impregnate a titanic woman whose sex organs were probably more commodious to most humans than a hotel room in Tokyo. It was clear from Harry's expression that no matter how angry he got and no matter how much he wished to punch straight through Lockhart's face, he was going to hold his temper and behave as he behaved with his uncle. Nobody really knew what was wrong with her, either. . . With that firmly in mind, let's examine some famous uses of the potion in the books. New screening measures are put into place by the Ministry: Every student must be given a medical exam and interview to look for child abuse. -Granger!Bashing There Harry will make a decision that will change the world for better or worse. Severus just never expected to be the one to do it. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by cloneserpents - In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers. Yes, Lilith Conner is in fact a werewolf, or is supposed to be since she hasnt been able to Shift everyone says otherwise. -Potter!Bashing The Dursleys were more keen to hate her. According to the Weasley twins themselves, "for up to twenty-four hours at a time depending on the weight of the boy in question--". Harry went through the worst thing a kid his age possibly could. Harry started struggling harder, but it was no use. Instead, he learns to live as a normal boy. The Ministry of Magic is terrible. !" Andy Dick and Scott Adams make Joe Rogan seem like the sanest guy in the room, Renfield gave Cage a taste for blood that hasn't been satisfied in one feeding. I sit up only to fall back because of a sharp pain reminding me of what happened last night. Rating: M The Dragon's Bride by Rizzle - Draco and Hermione wake up naked, hungover, and tattoo'd. And did we mention married? Her Alpha has abused her for years. Or My Mom Will Shoot like Sly thought he would? Burton, please think about your second pregnancy., After just a week of getting dumped, Gabrielle Taylor learned from a common friend that her ex-boyfriend and best friend were already engaged! The blonde-haired professor struggled to keep his face stern. Yes uncle Vernon" Running up the stairs I crawl through the doggy gate and into Dudley's 2nd room (used for storage. His home life. When her mother remarried, she thought the worst was over, but it was only beginning. When Harry is attacked at school he feels like he's an entirely different person living in the shell of who he used to be. Then sign up for our writers workshop! Would she forced him to claim her, or would she find someone else? . I flinched at the incline of volume and change in tone. " There isn't a Triwizard Tournament. I quickly wipe my face and get up. So, that is my answer to YOU. Are you frightened by MS Paint and simply have a funny idea? Kas knows it can't be true but she is too weak to argue until she starts to go through an unusual transformation and display abilities that are not normal for a werewolf. tip: austen words:10000-50000 sort:title. All of which is happening in a small town in South Texas. I finally got my payment for being friends with that freak, wbu? This book is a rewrite of the book "My Slytherin Prince" that I wrote a while ago. 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