After demanding answers out of Mr. Garrison and Mr. Hat, it is revealed that the paternity tests were altered and one of the people in the room at the time of revelation was indeed Cartman's father. He then made them kidnap all the children in town and hold them in a cage over a pit of lava, but managed to convince them to stop when he was told by Kyle that his case of "Gingervitus" was a prank. The other boys, however, do show interest in them, except Stan, who was too depressed at the time because Wendy Testaburger broke up with him. However, it is possible he is using it as a generic insult, such as calling someone a "dick". In "Jewpacabra", Cartman constantly rips on Jews throughout the episode, even to the point of making up a Jewish creatures that eats children in Easter egg hunts. Most of his relatives appear to be similar in manner to him; all fat, with the same speech accent and catchphrases. It's Me, Jesus", when Stan appears to be the only boy who has not gotten their period, Cartman reassures him that he will get it one day. Cartman is also seen as a not very good swimmer in "Summer Sucks". In "City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)", Cartman is telling a story and has Kenny dying at the end, even though Kenny had died minutes before by being eaten by the giant black monster outside the bus. He acted as Cartman's right-hand man and second in command, Cartman usually going to him when he needed something done. Criminal Record Murder: In " Butt Out ", Cartman stabbed Rob Reiner , essentially killing him. He often uses this skill in order to persuade others by using the song to manipulate their thoughts and emotions. In the episode "Go God Go", where Cartman freezes himself so that he would not have to wait three weeks for the Nintendo Wii console to be released, which shows irony in the end; Butters cannot find where Cartman was frozen due to an avalanche, and Eric is thawed out almost 500 years in the future, the people there zap him back to his own time where it turns out that he got sent back three months before the Wii's release. However, Cartman has at times displayed a special dislike for Kenny, often without any reason; most often, he shows contempt for Kenny's family living in poverty. Select this result to view Eric Cartman's phone number, address, and more. This can be seen "Quest for Ratings" or "South Park is Gay! After breaking up with Cartman, Heidi agrees to be Kyle's girlfriend, angering Cartman. However, "Eat, Pray, Queef", Cartman shows as much compassion as the other boys towards Butters after he is queefed upon, and even gives him a present, as well as participating in a state-wide attempt to ban queefing with Butters as a mascot, suggesting some compassion for Butters although he, like the others, refuses to go near Butters after he was queefed on. Eric Cartman is one of the funniest and most popular South Park characters. His specialty lies more with weapons than his fists. In the episode "Le Petit Tourette" when Kyle (unintentionally) saves Cartman from shouting out all his secrets on Dateline (Cartman had originally intended to use fake Tourette's so as to deliver a hate-speech against Jews), Cartman hugs Kyle and thanks him, even saying "I love you, man." In "1%", he performed so poorly on the school's gym athletics test that it brought the school's average down to the worst in the country. Clyde joined Cartman's pirate crew in "Fatbeard". Despite this, in "Member Berries" he was shown to still not have learned this. He plays Baseball, as he is seen hitting a home run and plays catcher on the Baseball team, as seen as one of the three players (Stan, Kyle, and Cartman) hitting a home run in "The Losing Edge". When Chef and the boys take him to see a proctologist, the doctor sticks his finger and his entire hand in Cartman's rectum. When it is revealed that all the Blaintologists are to commit mass suicide in Washington D.C. to further their cause, Cartman becomes overjoyed, even turning on Kyle who did not agree in such an act. because he can find no one else to pick on. This may echo the Scott Tennorman incident, stressing the importance of why it is not a good idea to provoke Cartman, as terrible consequences may ensue if you are not within his immediate "circle of friends". Although he has committed many atrocities and crimes, he has only been arrested six times. But then they came up with the idea that it might be allowed if the character were an animated nine (formerly eight) year-old boy living in the mountain town of South Park, Colorado. In "The Death of Eric Cartman", Kyle sums up Cartman's character as a "fat, racist, self-centered, intolerant, manipulative sociopath". Eric Theodore Cartman Later, Cartman takes them to Tolkien's house, convinced that "black people are incapable of doing anything wrong." He also demonstrates great understanding of the human mind and the way to exploit it. The fact Liane allows Cartman to bully and control her is apparently due to extreme loneliness brought up by not have a serious romantic partner and also apparently not having any close friends. Considering Cartman was voicing the toys, this could imply that a small part of a Cartman despises himself, and that the insult was a subconscious slip. In "It's a Jersey Thing", Cartman was one of the various victims of Snooki, others being DogPoo Petuski and Stephen Stotch. In "Tsst", he beats up a kid, handcuffs him to the flagpole, gives him a hacksaw, poisons him, and tells him the only way to get to the antidote was to saw off his leg. He has been arrested for his mistakenly assumed hate crime, kidnapping Butters, framing Liane for operating a meth lab, being with Stan Marsh on "Whale Whores" (The prison Cartman went to for this assumed crime was Japanese), and incarcerating hippies. Cartman "kills" Clyde Frog by slicing him open in several places, and crucifying him to a tree, showing skill with a blade, and enough strength to force sewing needles into a tree; he "kills" Peter Panda by setting him on fire while sleepwalking; he "kills" Muscleman Marc by supposedly boiling him alive; he hooks a bomb collar he apparently made himself onto Wumpletumpkins, showing immense skill with traps and explosives as well as creating and inventing deadly weapons that could be used by the military; and he shoots Polly Prissypants in the head with a magnum revolver several times and using the entire load case of the gun, which was 6 shots total, showing incredible marksmanship, never missing a shot, and always hitting the head and not damaging the chair at all despite the recoil the revolver had. In "The Return of Chef" he threatened a woman with, "Bitch, I'll twist your nuts off". South Park: Eric Cartman's Funniest Moments #2 #SouthPark #Cartman #Funniest #Moments #rainbow eric rainbow, sparky, #gayDog, #Sparky , beefcake #Beefcake40. Cesar's methods work, and Cartman becomes a normal, good natured, well behaved boy. He also has a stuffed frog toy named Clyde Frog. Tattoos. Felony status or serious driving offenses (e.g., DUI). Often Cartman's games involve the toys telling him how cool and smart he is, and he directs towards them an affection which is not seen towards any other person except his mom. She is rescued at the end of the episode, much to Cartman's dismay. Kyle reprimands Cartman for this, saying that Heidi is a nice girl, and tells him that he should just break up with her instead of creating horrible schemes to get rid of her, adding that she did not deserve to be treated so badly. First When he tried to win the Special Olympics by feigning a disability in "Up the Down Steroid" , Kyle attempts to talk him out of it by telling him, regardless of their differences, that Cartman will surely go to Hell for such an act; Cartman replies that Kyle does not understand that Hell is reserved for the Jews, indicating once again his self-righteousness. Examples of this include an extremely strong dislike for Family Guy for its lack of character development, plot, or smart humor. Although Cartman does not generally like anyone in particular, he was very fond of Chef, as seen in "The Return of Chef" where Cartman was crying in front of Butters and even admitted that he was going to miss Chef, but did not know how to tell him. They have also lived in Powell, OH. If Cartman has split personalities, then he has, or rather had, at least five; Cartman gave only Clyde Frog a funeral in ", Cartman's fear of being branded as "The Poor Kid" is actually very legitimate, as in ". Half-brother This is most apparent in "Asspen" and "Cartman Sucks". In "Kenny Dies", he is distraught at Kenny's impending death leading Kyle to console him. Eric is known to have the highest number of fans on social media among all the other characters. In "I'm a Little Bit Country" he smiles and sings the Dawson's Creek theme while he kills the Official Messenger Boy with a piece of wood then drags the body off-screen, although this happens in what was essentially a fantasy of Cartman's and may, therefore, due to Cartman's inflated ego, not be representative of his actual abilities. In "The China Probrem" when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm, as Butters keeps accidentally shoots men in the dick). His rage in this particularly incident leads him to getting Anger Management, during which his doctor attempts to insult him to produce an angry reaction. A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000The CoonTime ChildMing LeeBad IreneThe Rad RussianThe DawgGrand Wizard King Cartman crying because his mother would not buy him an iPad due to expense and his misbehavior. MMM, yummy, yummy you guys.". Kyle finds him and takes him home and puts him to bed. On another occasion he was able to convince the majority of the adults of South Park (as well as many people from other cities and the entire state of South Carolina) to nearly take over the U.S. via an out-of-hand re-enactment of the Civil War, as long as he kept them drunk so they would not realize what they were doing. However this kind of speciesism against alien races is very rarely seen in the show. Eric Theodore Cartman Current No Hat Adult (Rabbi) Prototype The Coon Grand Wizard Character Information Aliases A.W.E.S.O.M.-O 4000 The Coon Time Child Ming Lee Bad Irene The Rad Russian The Dawg Grand Wizard King Gender Male Race Caucasian Hair Brown Age 10 Birthday July 1 Occupation Student Grade 4th Grade Religion Roman Catholic Cartman is also shown to type very fast, as he wrote apparent emails about a teenage girl having a sexual affair with The Psychologist. In "The Ungroundable" at the beginning of the episode, all of the kids are seen playing Call of Duty: World At War. This, of course, ruined Cartman's egotistical satisfaction at having humiliated him. Cartman frequently bursts into song spontaneously, sometimes with melodies and topical lyrics of his own devising, although his musical talent is questionable. His most recent use of the weapon was in "PC Principal Final Justice", where he threatens his mother at gunpoint, who soon after reciprocated the action. In order to further prevent the truth from coming out, the two journey to SpaceX in "Oh, Jeez" to get to Mars. Eligible requestors may use the report release application for crime reports, arrest reports, and traffic collision reports. This empathetic relationship is reserved for cats and not humans; he does not (or more likely chooses not to) recognize a parallel between his cat safe-haven to the history of Jews hiding from Nazi soldiers during the Holocaust, which Kyle points out. Cartman seems to ignore his half ginger heritage in later episodes simply because he is ashamed of it. All jail visitations are subject to cancellation by the Jail Commander/Supervisor. They met again in "201", in which Scott resurrected the Ginger Separatist Movement that Cartman created, as part of a complicated plan to get revenge on Cartman by revealing who his real father was. After several unsuccessful attempts by the optician to cure them, including a pupil dilation that resulted in him walking into several walls and a botched laser eye surgery that ended up with Cartman having to wear bandages over his eyes for three days, he managed to get a transplant from a "donor" who's head he had preserved in ice - the donor being Kenny, who Cartman says had perfect sight. This particular prejudice most probably originated from the notorious incident with Scott Tenorman, who had red hair and freckles, although it may also be partially due to the fact that Kyle has red hair and Liane Cartman's presumed prejudice against red haired people. That son of a bitch!". Although at the end Cartman walked away sad, when she said they were friends again. Some of them are a success or failure: Cartman is notable for having a very large criminal record. He also told everyone about Mr. Jefferson. Cartman knows a bit about Photography, as shown in a few episodes. One of which is to place a warm glass of water under Butter's hand and then urinate on him. - Cartman in "Make Love, Not Warcraft". Throughout the entire run of the South Park series, there have been a few instances where Cartman spoke languages other than English quite well and he does seem to be fluent in Spanish and speaks very good German (for the sake of South Park). (He's a Jew. Hair and eye color. Through the help of Butters, Cartman successfully takes control of the time travel machine. He even has professional help with his photo shoot in Part III. Even though he usually rips on Tolkien for being black, and he said he is gonna kill Tolkien someday - ("Christian Rock Hard"), he does not seem to harbor negative feelings for black people, and Cartman always says he is going to kill people, so saying he was going to kill Tolkien might not be personal. All felonies and serious misdemeanors that are punishable by over 93 days are required to be reported to the state repository by law enforcement agencies . Cartman apparently sees scenes of sickening and/or disturbing imagery every time he closes his eyes, but thinks nothing of it. He is also shown to be very vulgar and disgusting, doing things like holding people down and farting on them and making them smell his rectum. Cartman successfully imbues the tastes of several different restaurant chains foods into his own burgers by farting on them. ", meaning "Do you want to sleep with me, Clyde?" Cartman also appears to be driven by a desire to surpass Kyle (especially), Stan, and Kenny. He can only be seen by Cartman himself, which makes the other boys get confused. The act is dropped when we see Cartman voicing Polly as she "confesses" to the murders, claiming that the others were right, that Cartman had to grow up. Later, he organizes a cult of homicidal Ginger children bent on world conquest known as the "Ginger Separatist Movement", remarking: "I'm not going to live my life as a Goddamn minority!" Cartman is often shown to be a poor student, but excels in leadership and team organization which usually involves exploitation of others' weaknesses. Almost immediately on the psychologist receives a phone-call from his frantic wife, claiming that she moments ago received a police report about the psychologist having an affair with an under-aged girl. In "The Simpsons Already Did It", after discovering that semen will fertilize his sea-people, he goes to a sperm bank to collect "sea-men". Grade Cartman does not regret killing his father however, instead is horrified to know that he is half-ginger and thus carries the ginger gene in his body. He has been shown using a dagger when trying to stop Stan and Kyle from destroying the Wall-Mart, and a pair of sai (a Japanese short sword) in "Good Times with Weapons". Also, he saved the life of Kyle, (who had been killed by ManBearPig) in "Imaginationland, Episode II"; while this was seemingly because Kyle would not be able to suck his balls if he died, he was shown to cry, and showed concern even before the military leader reminded him that "at least now he does not have to suck anyone's balls." the Denver Broncos and father of Cartman's arch-rival Scott Tenorman. Many of Cartman's mannerisms were revealed to be inherited in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson! Relatives This cruel one-line comment along with the fact the supposed police report came from a "Mitch Conner" indicates that he was responsible for her suicide due to the doctor's remarks. When Stan shows up, drunk, talking to Kyle, it is shown that Cartman is keeping a close eye on them from where he was standing. The family is seen again in the episode "Cartmanland", at his grandmother's funeral. He has a preoccupation with becoming mature, or at least more so than his friends, which frequently ends in him doing something that is anything but mature. When the schools posts height measurements in the hallway for the boys, Cartman assumes it to be penis sizes and demands all the boys measure their sizes to disprove the original measurements. Stan also agrees with Cartman in the episode, such as not telling Kyle he caused the dam to break, and not telling Randy he was the one who broke the dam. He then dresses up as Hitler and manipulates a group of people, who think that they are simply raising awareness for the movie and Christianity, to join him in an anti-Jew march while chanting in mispronounced German: "Es ist Zeit fr Rache" (It is time for revenge) and "Wir mssen die Juden ausrotten" (We must exterminate the Jews). Jimmy also sometimes go to Cartman for advice, such as when Cartman helped Jimmy with his love life in "Erection Day". ", and unlike Stan and Kyle (who immediately laughed), he was initially disgusted when it was discovered the rats had actually eaten him from the inside out, before proceeding to laugh. In the early seasons, he often teased Pip and called him a "French piece of crap". However, in "You're Getting Old", Cartman and Kenny are getting along fine once again, and spend that episode being friendly and hanging out with each other. However, as seen in "Merry Christmas Charlie Manson!" And in the episode, "A Ladder to Heaven", when Cartman drinks Kenny's ashes mistaking them for chocolate milk, leaving Kenny's soul trapped in his body, until the episode "The Biggest Douche in the Universe". Butters sees Cartman as his good friend and treats him as so but in later episodes he treats Cartman the same as everybody else. This sensitive and selfless side of Cartman is often a superficial cover up for a selfish scheme he has in mind. It has been repeatedly shown that Cartman has serious behavioral and emotional problems. He later seemed dejected when Wendy told him her feelings for him were gone which obviously proved he fancied her. Liane tries to form a relationship with Cesar, but he turns her down as she is just a client, and she soon begins to spoil Cartman againas this boy is the closest thing to a friend she really has. Eric Bieniemy had a lengthy arrest record as an active NFL player Kansas City Chiefs offensive coordinator Eric Bieniemy is a hot name on the coaching carousel, despite a lengthy rap sheet of legal issues as a player. July 1 The rivalry between Cartman and Kyle has been a recurring theme from the beginning, but has become significantly stronger since Season Four. Kyle points out to him that Kenny dying twice would be impossible and Cartman goes along with it noticing the logic. In "T.M.I. Cartman's lack of knowledge is also displayed in the episode "Sexual Harassment Panda", when he tells Mr. Garrison that sexual harassment is "trying to have intercourse with a lady friend, and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind." Adult (Rabbi) His most recent use of it was when he and Butters stormed a Chinese restaurant, and he orders Butters to use his gun to hold the crowd and fire at any intruders (although Cartman begins to regret giving Butters the firearm because he keeps accidentally shooting men in the genitals). Despite this, it is revealed in the following episode, "Put It Down", that Cartman truly does love Heidi, as he leaves Heidi a voicemail, threatening her that he will commit suicide if she does not take him back. He used it to "persuade" Kyle into giving him his Jew Gold in "Two Days Before the Day After Tomorrow." In the episode Super Best Friends (Season 5, Episode 3) David Blaine visits South Park and wows everyone with his edgy street magic. The same thing happens in "Christian Rock Hard": Kyle makes a $10 bet that he can get a platinum album before Cartman, Cartman makes a successful album and makes millions of dollars and earning the album. Cartman also carries around what appears to be a Glock 17 pistol that has been seen in a few episodes. Also, in the episode "Fat Butt and Pancake Head", Cartman convinces Ben Affleck, among others, that his left hand is an actual woman named Jennifer Lopez; Affleck later has a sexual encounter with "Miss Lopez", leaving Cartman's hand covered with his semen. However he was proven wrong about that after he got beat up by Wendy Testaburger in "Breast Cancer Show Ever". Even though Cartman is a child, he discriminates against a lot of people. 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